DE ZERBI'S TOTTENHAM CONFESSION: "WE ARE NOT PLAYING FM"

Tottenham manager Roberto De Zerbi responded to the intense criticism following his team's historic nightmare with these striking words: "We have added very, very good players to our squad, but you cannot just build a team consisting only of names as if you are playing Football Manager!"

The Italian manager's striking confession came right after a disastrous sequence of events that left fans in total shock. Entering the new Premier League season with high hopes and blockbuster transfers, Tottenham has officially recorded its worst start to a league campaign since 1973. Having played three matches so far, the London giants have completely failed to score a single goal, managing to collect only one point in the process. This historically terrible opening has drawn intense backlash from pundits and supporters alike. Despite the top-tier stars added to the squad and a roster that looks flawless on paper, the lack of chemistry and organization on the pitch is glaringly obvious. While De Zerbi acknowledges the undeniable individual quality of the new arrivals, he emphasizes that integrating these disconnected stars into a cohesive tactical system requires serious time and patience. Working overtime to solve the team's incredible goal drought, the Italian tactician is desperately looking for ways to escape this chaotic atmosphere soon.